Screaming Hawk
it is when a male drops his pants, stands bent over, and proceeds to spread his b-tt cheeks and open his -sshole. it is best to be done on higher ground so that the person being screaming hawked has to look directly into the r-ct-m. it is best done when you know when someone is getting home from work and they are extremely tired and not ready for a screaming hawk. the victim receiving the screaming hawk let out a terrifying scream as would a hawk.
“i totally just got screaming hawked”
“i could totally screaming hawk her later”
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