screaming metal deathtrap
a gray toyota that has any of the folowing qualities:
-cracked windshield
-windows that dont open
-windows that have to be open or the car will fill up with exhaust
-air condtioning that is permanetly stuck on the hottest setting
-when turned on vents generally blow out bits of dried leaves
-radio is actually upsidedown in the dash.
-screaming sounds emenate from axles when turning
-filled with muddy, sharp digging equipment/ old computer hard drives
-has a monkey wrench with questionable redish brown stains in the glove compartment
– is loved and cherished by its owner despite constant warnings and pleas to get rid of it from his sons.
tom: awww man, dad please dont drive me to school in that horror. i have a whole life ahead of me.
steve: oh come on son, its not that bad. its just… excentric in its old age.
tom: dad, it blows leaves out the ac vents. its a screaming metal deathtrap
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