screaming pelican


when you are bangin a broad on the beach and you pull out dip your d-ck in the sand and then continue to hit it
horn was given a sreaming pelican while we were on vacation in mexico
whilst having s-x on the beach, the male withdraws his p-n-s, rubs it in the sand, and then re-penetrates. the name is obviously derived from the females reaction. originated in naples, fl
“how was your date with skylar at vanderbilt beach last night?” “horrible! that b-st-rd gave me a screaming pelican!”
when your having s-x on the beach and u dip your p-n-s into sand then put in into a females v-g-n- or -n-s, therefor making her scream
yo i was f-cking her on the beach and i gave her a screaming pelican
when you are making love on the beach you pull your c-ck out, jam it in the sand and then put it back inside
i gave youre sister a screaming pelican and she ran off
a s-xual act occurring only at beaches or sandboxes. it is a variation of -n-l doggy style. to perform the act, the male or “pitching” partner pulls out during an otherwise normal session of doggy style and grabs a handful of sand. the sand is then forcefully inserted into the -n-s of the female or “receiving” partner. -n-l doggy style is then resumed, as the horrified screams of the receiving partner slowly turn into death gurgles/rattles – similar to that of a pelican.
man: dude, i totally gave my girlfriend a screaming pelican the other day.

dude: oh, man, so how’d she like it?

man: she’s was h-lla p-ssed off. she even threatened to call the cops for -ssault.
when you’re banging a chick on the beach and then throw her in the ocean and suffocate her in the sand and proceed to f-ck her while she’s screaming for air.
beach perv: i totally gave that lifegaurd a screaming pelican!
jerry: nice!
when you’re getting head on th beach, right before you blow your load, grab a fistful of sand and throw it in her eyes.
“i got on that girl on the beach last night.” “really? you give her the screaming pelican?” “oh yeah.”

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