screaming starfish


when a having s-x on a beach, a man pulls out and jabs his d-ck into the sand and then reinserts it into the woman’s v-g-n-. the result is flailing of all limbs to resemble a starfish while screaming.
the park ranger was excited to witness a screaming starfish while having s-x by the ocean.

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