Screechies
the excrements of waste left around the -n-s after a thorough expulsion of p–p. sometimes caught in -n-s hair, screechies are common to the average male and rarely occur in female -n-ses. (this is because female humans do not, in fact, poo at all)
“duuuude my screechies are just makin my but itch like crazy!”
“yo, i saw a guy eat his freaking screechies the other day”
“man i am sweating so much, that my screechies are turning to liquid!”
adj. a feeling of tiredness and wired at the same time. noticeable characteristics are short temper, a fuzzy confused feeling in your brain, feeling as if your skin is crawling or dirty and a slightly dehydrated sensation; like your eyes are sand marbles.
feeling screechy can be brought on by having an infant that didn’t sleep all night resulting in you only having 3 non consecutive hours of sleep. the problem is compounded when you’ve eaten nothing but toast and a candy bar.
will you please quit touching me? can’t you tell i’m screechy today?
or
i wasn’t listening to what you said. my brain is full of sh-t and i’m all screechy!
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