Screeching Owl
an expressive form of dirty dynamite that sores from your colon at such a rapid speed that it makes you mimic the unpleasant sounds of a screeching owl.
end results: self induced pink sock & shredded linoleum from the clenching of your toe claws.
oh my g-d bertha, after eating that macho combo burrito from del taco, i was buckled up in the restroom with a screeching owl.
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