screen licker
someone whose tongue is sticking out on their picture or icon on your phone. every time they message you, it looks like they are licking your screen. not to be confused with the below average and desperate window licker. a screen licker is a whole ‘nuther level of licking!
when he messaged me, it looked like he was licking my screen…. he is such a screenlicker 😉
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a window licker who works with computers. see also windows licker for windows specific screen licking.
oi kev you spag, stop being a screen licker and licking the screen!
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