going on a vacation but spending all of your time looking at sites through the screen of your camera phone.
“it was a lovely screen vacation, i took 2000 photos of the eiffel tower.”
- three quarter life crisis
the depression, ennui, and disorientation experienced when, for the first time in your life, you lose your job and you are over the age of 55. jane: “wow. i cannot believe that after working for the company for 18 years, they eliminated my position, without so much as a warning. i have never lost a […]
- backround check
checking on someone’s past work experience all we need to do is a backround check on you, if it goes well, you will be offered the job.
- pulling a john bates
when you look someone straight in the eye and ask the dumbest question possible as if you are sincere with your question knowing d-mn well the answer. going to the loan officer at the bank and telling them you have a 400 credit score with multiple chargeoffs, no job or income and you live on […]
spoon maker, and is italian that cuchiara is working hard
–a petacateta is what every the f-ck you want it to be; cause you want to blurt some random sh-t out but you dont want to think too hard cause you are stoned, p-ssed, sad, glad, rad etc.. just let it flow!! –“hey babe ive asked you 3 times, what you want for dinner, b-tthole!?” […]