screenior citizen


an person who spends all their time in front of the tv or computer (screens).
1. ugh, my 15 year old sister is such a screenior citizen, she’s always on facebook.

2. q: hey, should i make a mysp-ce account?
a: no way! it’s full of screenior citizens!
an old person who spends all his/her time at the computer or television.
my grandma spends all her time at the computer now that i taught her to surf the web. she’s a screenior citizen.

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