screensaver tripping
v. “screensaver tripping” is the act of staring at your screensaver for hours on end, whether under the influence of mind-altering substances or not. sometimes this is done as a subst-tute for -actual- tripping, although more often than not, it’s the combination of the two that produces the wildest experience.
college guy: somebody call 911! jay’s been screensaver tripping again!
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