screw-bliff
when no boy likes a girl cause she looks like a man+ape fused together so she uses a scewdriver as a s-x toy and then later using the same screwdriver as a spoon to mix her tears sweat and apple juice (while putting it on her snapchat story *essential*) then putting it in a container as a potion. she will then put it in a boys drink/food to make them fall in love with her. work best with white/mix race boys.
‘im soo sad, no boy loves me cause i look like harambe’
‘why dont you try screw-bliff, it helped me!’
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