screwed, blued, and tatooed
and old phrase describing joining the navy; you were screwed for joining, blued for the blue uniform, and tatooed usually with an anchor.
“did you hear davey joined the navy?”
“yeah, his -ss is screwed, blued, and tatooed.”
an all inclusive weekend in which all the basics were covered.
how was your weekend? great !!!
i got screwed, blued blown, and tatooed.
alcohol intoxicated, drunk
just one drink and edgar allen poe was screwed, blued, and tatooed.
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