screwed the pooch and knocked it up


to have made a m-ssive, catastrophic blunder. an extension of the more common “screwed the pooch,” which adds a more severe consequence to the metaphorical action.
since invading iraq, president bush and his advisors have really screwed the pooch and knocked it up.

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