Screwing the pooch
nice way of saying “f-cking the dog”. wasting time while on the clock.
i don’t get much work done on fridays, because i spend most of the day scr-w-ng the pooch.
act of defacating your own grandmothers grave and proceding to have s-xual intercourse with the decayed corpse
yea man i went out to the graveyard and scr-w-ngthepooched all night long.
the definition comes from when you go to your car and the driver unlocks the doors but you pull the handle to soon. what happens from this is your door remains locked but every other door in the car is unlocked. people refer to this as scr-w-ng the pooch.
narrator: person one and person two are outside of their car as person one unlocks the car doors. person two accidentily opens the car door too soon making his door stay locked.
person one: dude, why you be scr-w-ng the pooch!
person two: ya well…ur mom!!!
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