screwnicorn
when two raging lesbians get naked and strap d-ld-s to their foreheads, they get down on all fours and crawl around trying to penetrate each other.
my lesbian roommate tried playing screwnicorns and ended up finding out she likes -n-l.
when a dyk- puts a strap-on on her forehead and then proceeds to place the d-ld- in another persons orifice.
large marge wanted to try something new with her lesbian lover, roxy, so she slapped that bad boy to her forehead and then went at her stinky meat wallet like a jackhammer going at cement.
when a dyk- puts her strap-on d-ld- on her forehead and proceeds to go at her partner like a crazed unicorn.
i wish i had a screwnicorn
a made up s-xual act which involves partner a wearing a strap on d-ld- on their forehead and then proceeds to have intercourse using said d-ld- with parter b. this was referenced in a most offensive video over-dub of a charlie brown and peanuts cartoon.
“we’re going to do the screw-nicorn trick. that’s when i put a d-ld- on my head and f-ck marcy headfirst like a unicorn on amphetamines.”
1. (noun) a lesbian with a d-ld- strapped to her forehead
2. (verb) to penetrate another with a d-ld- strapped to ones forehead, like a crazed unicorn.
3. (verb) to battle a rival lesbian to near death by clashing forehead d-ld-s in a stag-like manner.
1. the screwnicorn winced as her d-ld- hit the doorframe.
2. the whiplash injury was a result of a drunken screwnicorn.
3. the angry girls had a screwnicorn over the hot chick.
when a lesbian puts a strap-on on her forehead than proceeds to pleasure her partner
“the dyk- preformed teh screwnicorn on her girlfriend
an awkward creature with a strap on attached to his head galloping around screaming scrrrrrrooooooooooooo!
the screwnicorn needs no example, youll know it when you see it.
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