screwnicornikova
1. someone who is particularly talented in the art of screwnicorning – a world cl-ss screwnicorn
2. a particularly fit screwnicorn
derived from the phonetic similarity between ‘screwnicornikova’ and gorgeous, world cl-ss tennis player ‘anna kournikova’.
she was a real screwnicornikova once she strapped a d-ld- to her forehead.
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