screwnicorning
1. to penetrate another with a d-ld- strapped to ones forehead, like a crazed unicorn.
2. to battle a rival lesbian to near death by clashing forehead d-ld-s in a stag-like manner.
1. the whiplash injury was a result of drunken screwnicorning.
2. the angry girls were screwnicorning over the hot chick.
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