scrimpathon
(n) an extended period of self-inflicted personal austerity, usually occurring in the days and weeks prior to payday. typically signified by a cessation of non-essential spending and/or scrounging behavior. for example, where an individual would usually drink four pints at the bar on a friday night, during a scrimpathon they might drink less, drink something cheaper (like water) and/or lean on their friends to buy their drinks for them.
derived from the words “scrimp” and “marathon”.
oh goodness. i only have £23 to last me until payday next week. it’s going to be a proper scrimpathon!
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