Scrimpleton


the lone brother from the ghetto who enrolled at the junior college for a semester and then disappeared after only the first week of cl-ss.
that scrimpleton wigged out and left fo’ good.
a small piece of food.
1. the scrimpletons of cookies left at the bottom of the cup are always the best.
2. after phillip finished his fried chicken, all that remained were the scrimpletons.

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