Scroll monkey
a scroll monkey is a person who spends a bulk of their awake-life scrolling through the feed in their social media accounts, such as facebook or instagram.
person a: what an amazing cl-ss/movie/show that was!
person b: i had no idea. i was on my phone, being a scroll monkey.
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