scroll paralysis

when you go on a social media site and scroll down for 10 minutes straight, reading every single post that ever existed. then your scrolling finger goes limp and you can’t move it for another 10 minutes.
hence scroll paralysis.
billy: wanna play some basketball?
joe: sorry man. i’m experiencing scroll paralysis.

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