Scroll Stalking
when you scroll down your news feed on facebook to find a post by a specific person just to click it and view their wall because you feel like a creep when typing their name in the search bar.
finding a specific post to click on instead of searching the person’s name on facebook.
“i don’t want to feel like a creepy stalker so i’ll just scroll stalk that girl i met at the game yesterday, bro”
“bro, scroll stalking sounds r-t-rded.”
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