scrollsmash
scrollsmash is when you randomly scroll your screen fast on fb or instagram then automatically finger stop to select who you attempt to smash. 😂😂 (i’m married so i don’t but you could)
friend#1 “i have such a hard time finding the right girl….breakup after breakup after breakup…😥”
friend#2 “maybe your meeting the wrong people, the wrong way …… try my scrollsmash technique”
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