scrotching


the act of a male scratching his privates.
emma: did you just see that?
nathan: what?
emma: that guy was just scrotching under his library cubby.
the act of scratching your crotch.
mike: hey man glad i could meet you at the bar, whats up?
billy: i’m good man, you?
mike: ah man what the f-ck are you doing?!?
billy: what?
mike: why the f-ck are you scrotching in the middle of the room?
a male relaxation technique, where one takes ones t-st-cl-s and gently dips them in warm water, sometimes whiskey or deep heat can be added for that extra tingle
dude you never get stressed! and your sprem count in off the chart, whats your secret? a scrotching dip once or twice a week

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