scrotemeal


funky residue in the crotch area of a man’s underwear after heavy perspiration.
guy: man, that was a heavy workout. i need to shower.

other guy: yea, dude, i got a wicked case of scr-t–meal in my undercarriage.
a tradional hearty oat-based porridge flavored by sweat produced betwixt a man’s leg and scr-t-m.

a midwestern tradition p-ssed down from decades of plains’ settlers, scr-t-meal is traditionally made by hanging a bag of oats between the leg and scr-t-m. the harder the days work, the richer the essence of scr-t- and consequently the higher quality of scr-t-meal.
lester figgins,who just won his seventh consecutive blue ribbon for his scr-t-meal entry at the anoka county fair, said the secret to a bold flavor is never showering.

wade: “matt, wtf… your lunchbox smells like ball, what gives?!”
matt: “that’s the scr-t-meal my daddy packed me for lunch.”
any sub-standard microwave oatmeal.
dude, that was total scr-t-meal we had for breakfast.

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