Scrotography
noun. the stealthy art of “hanging out” in the background for all your buddy’s wedding pictures in such a way as to ensure his wife will never speak to you again. at least the wedding alb-m won’t be boring.
the photographic mementos of martha’s special day were forever ruined by her husband’s -sshole college pal, w-lly, in yet another tragic case of ambush scrotography.
the art of politicians shooting, then emailing their privates to their const-tuents.
several women had a private showing of scrotography by rep. weiner last week.
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