scrotom warmer

a, usually knitted, spherical woolen object used to keep scrotoms at a resonable temperature.
hehe p-ck-r:p
scrotom warmers warm scrotoms~casually!
a hot chick
that rubs herself
on other dudes
when dancing.
this usually results
in a hard-on
that hot b-tch has been rubbin on me all night
scrotom warmer
someone who sits in the lap of guys to get their “attension”
guy1: that sl-t sat in my lap
guy 2:what a f-cking scrotom warmer
a device for prtecting urself from sl-ts
me: that b-tch made me wear a scrotom warmer.

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