when your doin -n-l and your b-tch farts on your d-ck
carly and jeff were having some fun and then carly scrotted on his p-n-s
someone who has an affinity for fat people of size. narayan is an oleophile. i heard he humped a 400 lbs fatwoman once. via giphy
- ragu smile
the act of performing oral s-x on a female partner during their menstrual cycle and then smiling afterward i gave my boyfriend a ragu smile yo man, my girl was on her period, i ate her out, and she gave me a d-mn ragu smile
a practical joke where one purchases several nickleback songs on the bar jukebox just before leaving. it’s a way to ruin everyone’s night by forcing them to listen to nickleback without having to suffer through it yourself. bro 1: man, who played all these nickleback songs? bro 2: i saw shirpo at the jukebox just […]
i don’t get you friend: i am weird… me: idgu
someone who has money, but goes around complaining how they dont have enough cash to pay their bills, buy food, or various other things. she has a spit shined brand new lexus in the driveway, so i dont want to hear her poormouthing herself when its time to pay the rent.