scrotum beard
a normal beard. except that it sprouts from a man’s (usually) scr-t-m–his b-llsack. they can be a variety of colors, and can come in many different shapes and sizes. some are curlier than others, and some are thicker than others. it all really depends on the person. and legend has it–scr-t-m beards are actually what allows people who live in cold climates not to get scr-t-m frostbite.
do you have a scr-t-m beard?
my scr-t-m beard is so long, you could call me a male rapunzel!
(there’s a video called “repulsel” by cyanide & happiness that’s kinda like this)
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