scrotum docker


when someone rubs their scr-t-m against a dock (mostly wooden ones), which boats tie up to. these are the most sick and twisted people you may ever come across. they will not stop scr-t-m docking! not even if their scr-t-m looks like a sea urchin from having so many splinters in it!
( ex. 1 )

cameron: ewww! look at that guy, why is he doing that to the dock?!

jack: because he’s a scr-t-m docker!

cameron: if he gets a splinter there, wouldn’t it hurt?

jack: no, because his scr-t-m is very rough and tough skinned now from scr-t-m docking so much…

( ex. 2 )

eddie: is that a sea urchin connected to that guy?

garrett: no, thats just a guy’s scr-t-m after scr-t-m docking.

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