Scrotum Slime
scr-t-m slime is slime that comes out of a hag fish, which indeed looks like a scr-t-m. the scr-t-m slime has many uses, the ones which i prefer are: bathing, eating, brushing your teeth with, killing predators, using it as lube to m-st-rb-t- (guys only), and for use as a condom during s-xual intercourse (5% chance of actually working).
“i didn’t have any soap, so i used scr-t-m slime and it felt amazing to jerk it.”
“jamal, that is one prime slice of scr-t-m slime.”
“i got pregnant because my boyfriend was too cheap to buy condoms and used scr-t-m slime instead.”
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