scrub muffin


a guy that has potential at first glance but is just too d-mn dirty close up that you could ever consider him as a viable dating option
cindy:”hey look at that guy over there”
margo: “ewww are you serious that guy’s a total scrub m-ffin!”
gaming term: meaning a player who is complete trash, and is not even close to good and never will be.
“that guy is a complete scrub m-ffin. he should uninstall.”
“look at these scrub m-ffinz, they are so bad they should just quit life.”

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