scrump couch
someone’s couch, usually a friend’s or someone who has people over a lot, which always ends up being the location of s-x at the end of the night for the wasted party-goers crashing at the party.
dude, i got dibs on the scrump couch tonight. natalia and i had to scrog in the bathroom last night. or… dude, no way i’m sleeping on that thing, that’s the scrump couch!
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