Scrunkle
a small, blonde, gl-sses wearing fiend who has no s-x appeal whatsoever and will say no to anything you ask. she appears as though she could just be picked up, scrunched into a ball and thrown in the bin. she’s the type of person who would sign up to be in a play and do nothing. i’m being serious, she’ll do literally nothing. b-tch.
teacher 1: “let’s give her the part”
teacher 2: “no she’s a total scrunkle”
teacher 1: “oh yeah you’re right.”
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