scubafelch
an act which may be undertaken after one has filled a bathtub with spaghetti noodles and sumberged themselves within the noodles whilst breathing through a snorkle protuding from the noodle m-ss. then your girlfriend comes and impales herself upon said snorkle -n-lly. one then procudes to draw succulently and deeply upon the snorkle in an effort to withdraw any secretions remaining from the prevous day’s -n-l adventures. note: their is a magical time occuring once a month in most women, where this procedure may have an optional special sauce added to the spaghetti noodles; when scubaf-lch-ng in this manner you may refer to it as a scoobafelch-o-crimsonsauce
used in a sentence: honey, i want to see if i can scubafelch the c-m i left in your -ss last week; i added an extension to the snorkle, but i need you to pick up 52 lbs of noodles, a helmet and a leash.
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