scubby gobbin
the order of scubby gobbin is a secret society of sophisticated free-thinking intellectuals that discuss high-brow current affairs. contributions to discussion are generally conducted in low volumes, but of a high calibre – most commonly during bowel evacuation in the morning, or post-coitus in the evenings. basically, a modern day equivalent of the illuminati, only less bavarian and more politically incorrect. it is often said that if charles d-ckens and isaac newton were alive today, they would be members of scubby gobbin. however, it is a rather exclusive society, there are less than 20 members of this group. it is said that one must complete a par-3 of 2l of milk in no less than 5 gulps to be accepted in to the group. there is no doc-mented hierarchy of the group, which suggests it has leanings of a libertarian marxism derivative.
ahhh i just took a huge dump, better tell the lads on scubby gobbin!
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