scud
a female who looks good from far away but up close she’s ugly as h-ll.
bro she looked good from across the hall, she was a f-cking scud up close though.
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(noun)
1. a female who appears to be attractive from a distance but is in fact unattractive when viewed closely
2. a female with an attractive body but an unattractive face
3. a female who looks attractive from behind but is unattractive from the front
jack’s sister is a scud!
1. in the nude, naked. adj, scuddy.
2. to slap, especialy about the head.
both scots defenitions.
1. check that oot, shes in the scud!
2. stop yer carry on, or i’ll give ye a scud aff the heed.
scud is a soviet made ballistic missile which iraq used alot against iran and american forces.the missile was originally designed to carry a 100-kiloton nuclear warhead or a 2,000 pound conventional warhead, with ranges from 100 to 180 miles.
the scud can be intercepted by a mobile sam like the patriot.
a term used to describe smokeless tobacco, aka dip. when the dip is placed in ones mouth, it becomes a scud.
“yo phil want to pack a scud?”
“its been a long day i need a scud.”
“a nice scud will give me a buzz.”
a liquidy, green/brown substance found in the scud sack. a scud sack is usually located by the pubical sack and resembles a garlic clove. do not peel it!!!!!!
“i heard you and karen broke up”
“yeah, i thought we had something special until i scudded all over her face”
“i peeled my scud sack and it felt like someone killed my parents, skinned my pets alive, and then used the skin from my pets as a condom as they raped my -n-l crevice”
a slang term used primarily as a greeting for “what’s good” but other meanings may be interpreted. usually said to a close friend or group of friends.
(walking up to a group of friends.)
scud!
-poz
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