scuk
v.
-ed, -s, -ered
1 – to be tugged toward the origin of an active pulling force.
2 – to be placed in a position of acting gullible, naive, mislead easily
2 – to demand the oral technique of s-xual practice upon ones genitals. can be literal or demeaning.
n.
1 – that which scuks, or has scuk’d.
2 – one who scuks, or has scuk’d.
-ed
3 – undesirable.
-er
4 – gullible, naive, mislead easily.
v.
1 – this new technology vacuum can scuk up metal objects weighing up to several pounds!
2 – i didn’t want to, but i got scukered into partic-p-ting.
3 – scuk it bish
– billy jean scuks
n.
1 – the game scuked so he didn’t buy it.
2 – u r teh scuk.
3 – billy bob had had enough. “you scuk marie sue,” he exclaimed.
4 – billy bob realized he had been scukered upon arrival as teh judge of a women’s beauty pageant. . . for the geriatric obese societies synchronized swimmers league.
(v.) to give presents to. mostly of the sparkly, glow-in-the-dark, shiny variety.
—to scuk off(v.): not only to give presents to a person, but to take them to get a manicure as well.
“can you scuk me off? i would be ever so pleased.”
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