scumbag shuffler
a public bicycle, also known as bike-share. often seen littering the streets of major metropolitan cities, these are usually stolen and dumped wherever convenient for the sc-mbag. sc-mbag shufflers allow sc-mbags to travel greater distances than previously possible to commit crimes, a true blessing for the community.
my home was burglarized while i was on vacation, and i found a sc-mbag shuffler laying in the backyard.
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