Scumbalina
small like thumbalina, yet as sc-mmy as rotting bagder faeces.
amy is the original sc-mbalina!
the bird that is really fit, but is a total slag in the college of westanglia.
hi my name is christina.
hi
-christina leaves-
oh, what a f-cking s-xy crackwh-r-.
yeah man, i’d give her one!
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