a guy, very likely to be a coworker, who you hang out with and think is your friend but is really just interested in your girlfriend.
friend: hey, why doesn’t brad go to lunch with you guys anymore?
you: well, i quit hanging out with sc-mberg once i found out he was trying to move in on my woman.
a curly headed whistling dixie fat f-ck
worker1: how’s it going on the 2nd floor?
worker2: oh, you know, eight hours of sc-mberg. (starts imitating: with pursed lips, moves head from side to side and dances around like an idiot)
worker1: that sucks. ah, he’s probably just warming up for his skin flute session with the bosses.
- Scum Wizard
a person who is skilled in the arts of -ssholeism tom’s b-tch is such a sc-m wizard
a situation in which one is having fun…but not just any fun. crazy, inside-out, rofling, freakin’ fun. dude. that was freaking shabalabadooda.
- Shock Tip
when you build up static electricity and, just when you’re about to insert during coitus, the tip of your p-n-s zaps the v-lv-. a little sting from a shock tip won’t stop this wonderful ritual of s-xual intercourse!
refering to the word sure but said in the ghetto or country way.sho so you think that guy/girl is fine? h-ll yeah i sholl do!
sometimes it no longer becomes clear as to where you are currently located, and in such a situation one might consider it to be shoppy. shoppiness often is -ssociated with not knowing where you are, but can also refer to a plethora of alternate situations in which an individual is beyond 2 standard deviations away […]