Scumlumbia


a more appropriate name for columbia, maryland. a boring pre planned city in howard county, maryland with an oppressive police department littered by the sprawl of cookie cutter homes and soccer mom’s in suv’s, pushing $1000 strollers and popping pain killers and sedatives while sucking down their lattes.
it’s too bad phil lives in sc-mlumbia, he’s really cool but that town sucks!

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