scumly


a combination of attractive (comely) and sc-mmy, like certain gorgeous celebrities who act like sk-nks. the attractiveness pulls you in so close that the sk-nkiness reeks even more as a result. ugh!
friend 1: did you see what (insert name of celebrity) did yesterday? how could someone that beautiful act so ugly?

friend 2: yeah, she’s really sc-mly!

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