Scumpallery
the act by a sc-mpal of writing to and fawning over a murderer on death row.
sc-mpallery is usually practiced by crazed euroweenie women or, if by an american, those of a size that confirms they are wal-mart shoppers. sc-mpals are firmly convinced their sc-mpalees are completely innocent of the crime for which they were duly convicted and sentenced, and thus worthy of their time and whatever monies the cons can scam out of them for their commissary accounts.
the crazier ones of this gathering of idiots occasionally fly across the ocean and actually marry the convict. a freezer bag-turkey baster child, whom we will all get to support via our tax dollars, is sometimes the result.
chefmate, joanna24, pinbalwyz, and hotsnot (the rare male of the breed) all have sc-mpals on death row, and are thus pract-tioners of “sc-mpallery.”
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