Scurdy-Kat
to be scared; preferably of tornadoes and thunder storms, usually at night
becca: “so james, hows life?”
james: “terrible. i’m living in tornado alley and there’s like 5 tornadoes coming. i’m hiding in my bas-m-nt for cover and have my live doppler radar with me.”
becca: “you are such a scurdy-kat.”
james: “huh?!”
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