scurmudgeon
the greasy, sometimes salty mixture of sweat, dead skin, hair, died urine or sm-gm-, dingleberries, and motor oil that acc-mulates under the clothing of someone who hasn’t showered in several weeks. the color varies from pale yellow to a yellowish-brown and had an odor reminiscent of deep fryer grease, gasoline, and taco seasoning.
not to be confused with curmudgeon.
“dude, will you please take a f-cking bath? i can smell your scurmudgeon from like 20 feet away.”
“i’m not letting you ride in my truck until you wash all that scurmudgeon off your fat -ss.”
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