scutcher


a tribe of one (at present) from north england who eats a lot but never buys any food from shops, relying instead on the delivery services provicded by such as tesco. partial to home delivered pre-cooked and hot food but only when supplied with at leat 1.5l of caffine free diet c-ke.

can frequently be found in starbuck coffee shops drinking coffee whilst either reading a technical magazine, checking email via a netbook or updating facebook status via an iphone.
1. he’s such a scutcher – someone who lives mostly on home delivered food.

2. to scutcher – to order your weeks groceries on line and have them deliverd.

3. scutchering – drinking coffee in a coffee shop

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