scyther
a bug-flying type pokemon who has a high attack stat. evolves into scizor when traded while holding the item, “metal coat.” it attacks with it’s scythe-like arms.
i trained my scyther to level 60! it’s swords dance/slash combo is unbeatable!
the raddest pokemon there is, he has blades for hands, kind of like baraka but 8x more bad-ss. he has no need for a knife, he just uses his hands to stab the hoes that didnt pay him. female scythers are extremely good at making sandwiches. when he m-st-rb-t-s he cuts his w-ng, but thats okay, because his d-ck is also a hidden blade.
did you see that scyther slice that b-tch?
yeah n-gg-, he sliced her v-g-n- clear open
another term for marijuana, deemed popular in the bay area
‘ got that scyther cuz?”
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