Sea Badger


elusive marine rodent, inhabits the sh-r-s of devon and cornwall. hunted by many, caught by few.
i do believe i just saw a sea badger jenkins.
much more visible through an alcoholic haze. also visible in seas off argyll in october (the mating season).
sea badgers
“is that a sea badger, buoy? or a wide-mouthed frog?”
plural of above, on their way to the states with spiritual leader jimbo, refered to in his statement on 99% of americans are stupid as sh-t
no jenkins i saw two sea badgers not one sea badger, my mistake

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