sea biscuit
an ugly member of one’s “stable” of hoes. usually, the sea biscuit can f-ck pretty well but isn’t very nice to look at.
person a: where you goin dawg? gonna bang yo shawty?
person b: nah kid. she’s on the rag. i’m off to tag this sea biscuit.
noun. the act of going at it with a girl from behind (doggie style) whilst slapping her on the -ss only after kicking her in the leg or arm (your preference) making her a “gimpy horse”.
f-cking seabiscuits, dawg…leave your girlfriend’s -ss as red as her leg…haha!
the deuce you dropped while swimming in the ocean
man, i just dropped the biggest seabiscuit while i was swimming
when you are f-cking a chick from behind and you are about to c-m you neigh like a horse nice and really loud, so as to cause some sort of confusion so that she looks back at you and then you c-m in her face.
man, you should have seen that b-tches face when my seabiscuit blasted her in the face
a sea-biscuit was when sailors in the early 1700’s would find dead rats on the boats they sailed in, came in their chests and boiled them in the soup.
unbeknownst to katie she gobbled down a thick sea-biscuit.
when a group of salor go diveing and find 2 hobn-bs then j-zz in between them to make a sort of custard cream, is a delecasy among seamen.
jimmy: have you got any of those special sea-biscuits
bob: yes fresh this afternoon.
the act of releasing stool into a body of water and leaving it there to float
” dude, it’s way too far to the bathroom. i just dropped a sea biscuit right here. you might want to get out of here.”
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